Mr.Kellner

A being sent from the heavens to teach Acton kids civics. Some say he is the very same teacher that taught the likes of Albert Einstein, Tesla, Mark Zuckerberg, and many more.

Guy 1: ¨Oh my god! Is that really attractive guy a body-builder?!?!¨

Guy 2: "Nah it's actually Mr.Kellner"

by FurryMan6969 April 2, 2019

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

Helen Keller Card

The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.

He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.

by PurpleFlags May 16, 2010

Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006