Jonsey 

Default Boi with his square ass face bleached head

fuck jonsey he got the pump

Jonsey by Jacktheripper23 December 6, 2018

joisey 

"Joisey" is the way some New Yorkers mispronounced New Jersey (both leaving out the "New" and pronouncing "Jersey" badly). People who moved to New Jersey from New York and who prided themselves in not having the extreme accent of some people in their old New York neighborhoods would sometimes ridicule and imitate the way these New Yorkers referred to New Jersey as "Joisey." These days, some people from other parts of the country, or at least not from New Jersey, mistakenly think that "Joisey" is the way New Jerseyans commonly refer to their state.

I told my old neighbor that I've missed him ever since I moved to New Jersey, but he kept saying that I had left the old neighborhood to go to "joisey" and that now I was a "joisey goil."

joisey by Farfalla February 24, 2008

jousey 

A northern English expression for person/persons who are undeservedly lucky

You jousey bastards - when taking about Manchester United winning again yet again on a referee's misjudged decision.

You jousey fucker - as your opponent pots the black of the break in a game of pool.

jousey by Chris from Oldham January 19, 2007

pulling a Josey 

To fart on ones bed while laughing at a joke told by a friend.

Joann: I think im pulling a Josey
Sapphire: If you pull a Josey I swear to God...

pulling a Josey by SMRF July 27, 2011

JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.

Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.

JOOSED by triktrik January 25, 2015

Joisey 

The mythical place were all people from out-of-state New Jersey think people from New Jersey are from.

Guy from New York:Hey man I hear your from Joisey!

New Jersyian:I don't know were the hell this "Joisey" place your talking about is,but i'm from Jersey.

Joisey by JerZeyCJ October 23, 2009

Dragon Joose 

1. Dragon Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9%) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6%) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8%).

According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.

On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.

2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.

3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.

Man, Billy was so hyper last night that he got kicked out of the bar! It must have been the Dragon Joose that he drank before going out.

Dragon Joose by washingtondcjuiceexpert March 12, 2009