jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzerate

to jizz or the act of jizzing

" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."

by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010

jizzination

The noun form of the verb "jizz", the act of jizzing.

Your jizzination was inappropriate for the time.

by Dongapen October 29, 2010

jizzabate

jizzabate
n.
large amount of semen.
-from the latin word jizzabatus. meaning to jizm.

When I was walking down the frozen food aisle I accidently jizzabated my pants.

by fdiddy September 22, 2004

jizzmatic

adj. describing something worthy enough to make one jizz

Dude the chick right there is soooo jizzmatic.

by BlueStreak69 January 13, 2008

Jizzmatron

Useful man-machine imported to a lucky lonely lady's boudoir. Aka a jizzdroid.

"We think we know the perfect bachelorette gift for solitary Martha," said Penelope, always down with the latest trends. "This dude is a regular jizzmatron. I've already placed the order."

"Covid layoffs left me without a job," said Howie the paralegal. "So I plundered the gig economy for work as a jizzdroid. Pretty sweet all around."

by Hifalutin! January 22, 2022

The Jizzinator

The act of blowing a massive load

Omg I'm the jizzinator i covered my girlfriends face in cum last night

by ThisGuy Ftw! :) June 11, 2011