Jacob

A man with a massive penis that is just wow I can't even explain how big it is. He is sexy,got a giant dick and has a giant penis. Oh and did I say he has a huge dick well he does. It towers above all men raining down on the unworthy my oh my that is great

''Wow look at that jacob''
''What even is that,I need it inside of me''

by Santaswagswag December 09, 2013

jacobism

A lie that is so rediculous that it is laughable. A person usally jacobs to impress their friends, but it often backfires causing the friends to dislike the jacober.

Billy tried to jacob his friends, and now they all hate him. Thus is jacobism.

by nonjacober January 29, 2016

jacobitis

Someone who gets mad really easy.

I was poking Drew and he got mad. He suffers from jacobitis.

by Saul the god September 05, 2017

Jacob

Squirrely white boy

That Jacob just went into hibernation

by livalicious_ July 25, 2016

Jacobing

To walk back & forth past a camera,door, window,etc

Person 1: why were you jacobing past that news camera

Person 2: because I just got on tv 14 times

by Sh'Dynasty October 01, 2013

Jacob

The most amazing guy out there, Jacobs are funny, kind, attractive, tall, and have great hair. Even though at times Jacobs can be incredibly annoying, they always find a way for you to forgive them. They are the most trustworthy people and no matter what time of the night it is, a Jacob will listen to you and be your shoulder to cry on. Jacobs sometimes tend to fall into the friendzone, but that's only because they're the best guy friend you'll ever have. Love you :)

Girl 1: I've been so stressed, how have you been holding up lately?

Girl 2: I have a support system

Girl 1: what do you mean?

Girl 2:...Jacob

Girl 1: Luckyyyy

by Foxyyy7278 December 20, 2016

Jacob

He's a nasa cyborg and takes peoples food

Wow look at that cyborg his name must be Jacob

by Meatslayer69 February 16, 2022