jackbag

A bag-like object or some other container in which an individual frequently ejaculates in. More often than not used as a dismissive name.

"I was cleaning out Todd's room the other day. I picked up a sock and examined it closely - it turned out to be his jackbag."

by OEP January 12, 2008

Jackwagon

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.

Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.

by Oberdale May 26, 2011

jackpagne

a drink mixture of jack daniels and champagne

At new years, we were drinking jackpagne

by bobhizzle January 21, 2006

Jackwagon

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.

Some Jackwagon poached the moose.

by MandoBlackhills May 13, 2011

jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder

Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco

by jackwagoner December 1, 2010

jackbag

Referring to a sock that a male has used to catch his sperm during masturbation.

also

Slang used as an insult comparing someone to a sock that a male has ejaculated into during masturbation.

guy1: That dude is nasty!
guy2: No kidding he is a real jackbag!

by MrFun May 20, 2010

JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.

Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"

by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010