Smitty's 

The greatest snowboard,wakeboard,and skateboard shop in Rhode Island. They have the best customer service and everyone there knows what they are talking about.

smitty's sells wakeboards,skateboards,snowboards,skate shoes,clothing,outerwear, ect.

Smitty's by ********************** May 27, 2006

Smitty's Dome

A phenomenon where bad weather surrounds a specific location, but never actually affects that location. Used when you work outdoors and can see a thunderstorm rolling in that might close down your location, but it never actually starts raining or when snow is predicted for your area, but never falls which means schools are not closed. Named for the famous Smitty of the Sports Complex who secretly had a weather machine.

Girl: Oh, shazaam, look over there! We'll be going home early for sure!
Girl2: Nah, Smitty's Dome is up...that storm will never reach us!
Source: A.M. in CTown, Martinsburg, WV

Smitty's Dome by A.M. in CTown July 21, 2008

Smitty Saturday 

A Saturday spent with a person with the nickname Smitty.

"Can you hang out on Saturday?"

"Sorry i can't. Its smitty saturday, i'll be hanging out with my friend Smitty."

Smitty Saturday by Therealeric November 27, 2012

smut smitty skip skap skallywap 

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

smut smitty skip skap skallywap by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

The Smitty Steamer 

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.

Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

The Smitty Steamer by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008

Skitty's law 

People fall into one of two groups, those who would have sex with a skitty for $10,000, or those who would pay $10,000 to have sex with a skitty.

Skitty's law at play, i know where you'd sit

Skitty's law by rjharringotn September 15, 2017

Smithy's Kaff 

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

Smithy's Kaff by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022