Jackpagne (pronounced "Jack Pain") is a drink consisting of excessive amounts of Jack Daniels Whiskey poured into a drunk person's champagne.
One then proceeds to belittle said person until they down the horrid concoction in a show of drunken and tragic bravado. This usually results in them "feeling tha pagne" shortly thereafter.
One then proceeds to belittle said person until they down the horrid concoction in a show of drunken and tragic bravado. This usually results in them "feeling tha pagne" shortly thereafter.
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A temporary or long-term life-state characterized by lack of ambition, fondness for low cost beer, and a zen-like contentedness absent any knowledge of zen concepts or practices. Jackpine often manifests as the lack of motivation to get up and move from one couch to another.
"Wanna go get a hamburger?" "No, man, I got a case a' Jackpine. Can ya bring me one? Cheese, raw onions."
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by jacks offten December 27, 2007
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