Jackpagne 

Jackpagne (pronounced "Jack Pain") is a drink consisting of excessive amounts of Jack Daniels Whiskey poured into a drunk person's champagne.

One then proceeds to belittle said person until they down the horrid concoction in a show of drunken and tragic bravado. This usually results in them "feeling tha pagne" shortly thereafter.

Dude. Mix that shit with Jack... it's called Jack PAGNE! JACKPAGNE!

Jackpagne by Mahesh July 25, 2008

jackpagne 

a drink mixture of jack daniels and champagne

At new years, we were drinking jackpagne

jackpagne by bobhizzle January 21, 2006

Jackpine 

A temporary or long-term life-state characterized by lack of ambition, fondness for low cost beer, and a zen-like contentedness absent any knowledge of zen concepts or practices. Jackpine often manifests as the lack of motivation to get up and move from one couch to another.

"Wanna go get a hamburger?" "No, man, I got a case a' Jackpine. Can ya bring me one? Cheese, raw onions."

Jackpine by Alexander Savage February 24, 2010

Jackalneck 

Someone so devious that they would murder an enemy's daughter by slashing her throat and then commit a sexual act on the wound.

Yonnas is a Jackalneck.

Jackalneck by Yertle8 April 15, 2008

jackage 

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

jackage by jacks offten December 27, 2007

jackpine savage 

A person decending from northern Minnesota's iron range that does all things to satisfy their instantaneous desire. They can be found wearing winter boots year round and carrying multiple guns.

A:"that guy just shot that endangered pileated woodpecker for no reason"
B:"It's ok, he is a jackpine savage"

jackpine savage by bibbles November 22, 2007

jackage 

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

jackage by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006