JFK

Probably the world’s leading international airport and a notoriously bad airport in the Queens borough of New York City known for its congestion, horrid layout, traffic gridlock and smelly Pakistani cab drivers waiting to stiff you for a ride into Manhattan. The airport is a “culprit airport” for traffic congestion in the U.S. If it just barely rains in New York, traffic at JFK will be delayed for hours, causing headaches in other cities. In the winter it’s even worse. The airport is laid out in such an illogical manner than no one can figure their way around. It was originally laid out in a logical way, but rapid growth caused it to grow beyond what it could handle, leading to the congestion of today. JetBlue is the largest carrier out of the airport in terms of passenger traffic. JFK is the main hub for low far carrier, jetBlue Airways.

I hate JFK and would rather go through Newark anyday.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

JFK

To kill or assassinate somebody

Blair didn't like Kelly spilling his guts to the BBC over the Iraq affair, so they had him JFK'd.

by black flag June 3, 2004

JFK

When you're fucking a girl (or guy) in the ass, pull out and give her/him a money shot in the back of the head (precisely where John F. Kennedy was shot).

Abby: "Hey Nicole, what did you do last night?"

Nicole: "Chris went backdoor and gave me a JFK!"

by Mark White April 26, 2006

JFK

to have or inflict a massive head wound

That motherfucker tried to JFK me so I cut him up.

by Coolio October 2, 2003

JFK

When you jiz on a person's head in the back of a moving convertible.

I gave my girlfriend a JFK in the back of my mustang!

by jbrill23 December 12, 2010

JFK

Used for an Assassination in Halo 3

That dude just JFKd me

by Cory Helwig June 26, 2008

JFK

An ordering slang over heard at Starbucks recently. A request for 3 shots of espresso in your drink.

I'll have a venti non-fat JFK latte.

by Rye Guy September 23, 2007