instantaneous orgasm

What happens to 12-year-old girls at the sudden appearance of Robert Pattinson.

John: How was your daughter's birthday last weekend?

Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.

John: Your daughter?

Bob: Her and my wife.

by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009

Instanutt

When you see a photo/person/object and instantly either cum inside your pants or make your panties wet

Linda saw a picture of Spongebob and instanutt right in her panties!!

by @DarkDime November 4, 2019

instant gratification monkey

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

by Debate December 24, 2007

instant high

while smoking, drinking or doing some other type of drug, the moment you take it in, your already high. It's a rarity due to the tolerance most people have to almost everything nowadays but when it happens, it should be thoroughly enjoyed.

V: So anyway, we were talking and he s...
B: Whoa! Instant high!

by Brittney Sade January 9, 2009

Instant-Karma Text

When you accidentally send a text bitching about someone to the person you are bitching about.

Instant-Karma Text: "Tracy is such a fucking bitch. Have you seen her hair? She looks like a total skank."

*Sending to Tracy*

Me: " OH MY GOD FUCK NO, REVERSE! REVERSE! SHIIIIIT!"

by Baba Dowayy September 11, 2012

Instant Fat Lip

When someone hits you in the lip so hard that your lip turns into a fat lip almost instantly

Dude, you hit me so hard I got an instant fat lip!

by TobyMcNackel January 15, 2013