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insta-hater

someone you've just met and make an effort to talk to that takes an instant and intense disliking to you regardless of whether they have an actual reason for doing so (usually combined with glares or snide comments).
I tried to befriend Sam but she was such an insta-hater that she just iced me out before I even talked to her.
by jilljillbeanbag November 25, 2009
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Instachub

When something is so hot that it give you a chubby (partial erection) instantly.
Seeing Jessica Alba in a 2 piece gave me an instachub!
by rMace703 May 6, 2011
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Insta troll

Don’t use insta

Or apps really

Or my phone unless I have to …

Insta …

The troll …

Pretend not of course..

But we both know …

Who you are is less clear of course

Trip trap trip trap
Insta troll synchronising my life

Even when it’s vague …

Must be coincidence

by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023
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Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
by joshuaware January 25, 2016
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Inette

The most gangster chick you will ever meet!
She will brighten up the darkest places just with her presence, she is someone that everyone wants to have as a friend.
Wow your so Kool, I could almost say you're as Kool as Inette
by Mr. Munro July 30, 2010
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insta-gasm

Giving an instant orgasm by quickly jabbing one's sides near the kidney on one or both sides at once which causes involuntary movement and sometimes unnecessary noises...
Boy 1: I'm going to give that kid an insta-gasm guys...

Boy 2: (After he was given the insta-gasm) (yelling) IT'S SO INSTANT!
by shadow1337 May 23, 2009
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Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
by Termy August 3, 2007
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