honeymoon 

1. Where you can proudly "moon" your new "honey" in private after the wedding--hence the word.

2. What I will never have because women don't like me.

3. Utter bliss where a brand-new, nieve married couple goes to consumate their marriage and have a giant 7-day orgy, without feeling guilty anymore. You shut the door and don’t ever come out.

4. You better enjoy it, because it’s the best and perhaps last time you will have sex if you remain married to each other.

5. The last time a couple has sex.

When you are young, your honeymoon is Niagra. Fifty years later, its viagra.

honeymoon by [e-mail] January 2, 2008

honeymoon 

the act of mooning at someone while wearing winnie the pooh pjs and/or t-shirt

what a delight it is when she honeymoons at me

honeymoon by gxxxxxa February 20, 2020

Honeymoon 

The word "honeymoon" first appeared in English in the 1500s. The first citation of the word appeared in a 1552 glossary printed in England, called Abcedarium Anglico Latinum.

"Honeymoon" is derived from the ancient Germanic custom of having newly-weds drink mead (the 'drink of love') for a whole moon (month) in order to encourage fertility, and a male child in particular.

The history of mead has roots in royalty, religion, sex, and violence throughout the ages of time and cultures of the world. Mead is almost certainly the oldest alcoholic beverage known to man and likely discovered before the wheel was invented.

Mead has for centuries been renowned as an aphrodisiac, and mead's real claim to fame is in its origins in wedding celebrations, hence the word "honeymoon."

Mead was traditionally drunk during the month-long celebrations following weddings to insure fertility and the birth of sons. Some customs sent the bride to bed and then filled the bridegroom with mead until he could no longer stand. He was then delivered to the bride's bedside to sire a son that very night. If, per chance, the bride did, in fact, bear a son nine months later, the maker of the mead was complimented on its quality.

Jason: How was your honeymoon, Jack?
Jack: Super! Drank lots of honey and made passionate love to Jill for a full month. She is now pregnant with our first baby boy.

Honeymoon by vikaryan March 28, 2009

honeymoon period 

The three-month maximum period between a person's entry into a new situation and a person's complete screwing up of said situation or essential elements of it. This phenomenon is backed by massive amounts of studies in social psychology and even more massive amounts of personal testimony from bitter, angry people.

Susannah just broke down and gave her new roommate specific instructions on where she would prefer her to travel on her next vacation. That honeymoon period is over.

honeymoon period by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005

honeymoonbarbie 

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by bussydelrey 😉

everytime honeymoonbarbie posts i get excited

honeymoonbarbie by yuhmmyedsheeran July 23, 2021

honeymoon 

honeymoon a honeymoon is where a couple who was just married go to be alone and to have sex

jake and bethany said the sex on their honeymoon was great and they enjoyed time away from other people.

honeymoon by AK_Lover August 10, 2004

Honeymoon Salad 

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

Honeymoon Salad by timbre June 18, 2014