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homoblivious

My mom is so homoblivious, she calls her queer neighbors "the bachelors".
by ellerphant April 1, 2006
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hojoe

the AVERAGE joe thats a ho.
One who considers themselves as an average joe that sleeps with tons of women. Nobody considers these people to be ho's, sluts... You might see these average joes at the grocery store being average; but you dont know they are buying the whip cream for Julie and the pregnancy test for Stephanie
Yohan: "who is that guy always with these ladies?"
Robert: "He seems like an average guy to me.."
Yohan: "what does he have that i dont?"
Robert: "have you considered... he might be a hojoe"
Yohan: "ohhh... i would like to be this hojoe"
by coronalight February 2, 2009
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homobrobia

fear of bros because they are homos
ever since the bro rape incident, bill landua has had homobrobia
by alll names are taken wtf December 16, 2008
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hoboblogger

someone who hasn't blogged for a VERY long time, tempting others to remove him/her from their blogrolls.
"what the heck happened to amanda? she hasn't posted in months."

"she's become a hoboblogger."
by geekjive April 21, 2005
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HoJo night

HoJo night
Time spent (generally between the hours of 12 and 4AM) in a Howard Johnson Hotel, in which one refuses to sleep for an unidentified reason. Rambling, having deep conversations, jamming to music and acting like a middle schooler are typically encouraged.
Carl: Why are you making such bad jokes?
Sally: Well, you see, last night was a HoJo night.
Carl: OH, I understand perfectly!
Sally: What?
by sallysal January 13, 2009
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Hojo Othello

1. A time-traveling super hero who closely resembles Dev Patel.
2. A popular television show
3. instant party
Dude did you see Hojo Othello yesterday? that was CRAZY. omg I can't wait for the next installment.
by supafoo November 28, 2009
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homoblivious

The state of being unaware of another person's overt homosexuality; the complete lack of "gaydar." Introduced nationally on March 15, 2006, by syndicated radio personality Tom Griswold of "The Bob And Tom Show."
Homoblivious as ever, Mary thought the two scantily-clad men making out on the beach were practicing CPR.
by Jimmy T. April 1, 2006
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