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Emily Henley

Emily Henely is a super sexy gorl who is beloved by all, especially that one teacher in particular. She can strip dance like there is no tomorrow and is the life of every party and she is, my life.
Everyone - OMG ITS EMILY HENLEY !
That one teacher - get it girlll
by sexypeople726473873828 December 6, 2021
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henley

1. (n.) the unobtainable dream
2. (n.) a prestigious regatta held in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, England starting in 1839 through present day
Dude we just won HENLEY!!!! HELL YEA!!!!!
by kait May 26, 2006
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john ur such a henley
by dr.benton September 30, 2003
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Henley

Henley is a sweet man. He tends not to express his emotions very much but that is his charm as he expresses it in several other ways such as song lyrics, actions and show/movie references. He may get misunderstood for what he says but in his hearts of hearts he's a very caring, mature, calm and collected person. Being funny for him is easy as he is very witty. Henley makes some amazing original jokes that should be noted down! He needs to know that no matter what he is valued and appreciated for being a man that can be honest and strong in tough situations. Also a man that has great morals. Overall, Henley is an amazing human being and a complete delight to all the senses.
Oh woes me , I love Henley.
Please marry me Henley
by Fwefwe January 11, 2019
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Hatley Heave

A push up done by Ben Hatley. Done by holding one hand on the floor and pushing yourself only by one arm and only by the index finger. These are intensely hard to do. They can also be done against a wall. Its one of Ben's favorite exercises. So if you want arms no woman would want to leave, stand on one hand and do a Hatley Heave!
Ben: Hey Michael, look at this! I'm doing my Hatley Heave.

Michael: Wow! I never seen you do that. Its just a push up on one hand, right?

Ben: Yes, just lay down here and I'll show you what to do. (they both lie down) Push up on one hand and stick out your index finger. See how long you can hold it.

Michael: Woah, hard! I never thought that push ups could be so much fun!

Ben: Well, you're Grandpa is a big old bear. I've been doing push ups for years. And this is my favorite kind. You can't go wrong with a Hatley Heave!

Michael: (does another Hatley Heave) Yes! They're awesome! I'm gonna have to tell Nick about this. Maybe Alec, too. They'll like it.

Ben: The Hatley Heave is hot! Bicep inferno!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 7, 2011
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Dany Heatley

an awsome player who just had somthing terrible happen to him
im sry- stay strong, you will get through this. it was an accident.
by grace October 12, 2003
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the hutley

The critics write many names for the hutley. Some may be known by 'hutz', 'jhutz', 'h-rails' or 'h-man', their followers hang off every word and enemies fear their awesome power. To describe the hutley requires more than words. They excrete the scent of man from every pore on their bodies, and have come up with more catch phrases than warnie has taken test wickets.

Catch phrases aside for now, the hutley is a unique being, tempremental at the best of times - they live for the moment and dont regret their actions. Although smaller than average in stature, the hutley makes up for this with their street fighting ability (or lack thereof). Its common knowledge that you cannot tell whether an asian has a hidden bruce lee, and the hutley makes sure his enemies know this.

You know you've got a Hutley when:

you hear any of the following original catch-phrases:

ur either man or ur not
are u a man or a mouse cunt
im a maniac
i do what i want (possibly followed by: when i want, how i want)
u dont decide whether or not to do __________, you decide whether or not you are a man
im 2pac in the making... they call me jpac
is this cunt serious?
does this cunt wanna die?
im in the realm of mad cunt
uve gotta man up sometime in your life
there are no pacts between lions and men
fight now or fight later?
thats a blatant lie
u feel?
im not a mathemagican
im gettin magneto tonight or lets get magneto (getting blind drunk)
u dont pick the roids... the roids pick you
ur like a piece of dirt in a dirt farm - nothing out of the ordinary

The hutley angers easily, and is not uncommon to see them hitting themselves to psyche up. When you mix a hutley with alcohol, you get a lethal combination. It becomes more arrogant, and the catch phrases appear more readily including;

wote wote wote wote WOTE
lets do this
dont fuck around
im the fucken mac
i got the sweet hook-ups
if you ever need anything, im the man to go to
i know people
$100 - thats chump change
e-loose-ive (loose on ecstacy)
i was on struggle street
did i stutter cunt
i got the deals to make u squeals
my dicks a key... a key to heaven
act like a man, get treated like a man
same shit different turban
i dont talk to dead men
a breast reduction - thats like slapping god in the face

When the Hutley is in angry mode its best to stay out of their way. They are unpredictable, and will often try starting fights with passers by. Many such strangers have felt the stiff shoulder of the Hutley, and none to date have decided retaliation was the best option in this situation.

Lastly, due to there invaluable talent to provide classic catch phrases at opportune times and certain physical features, the Hutley can be summised in two words: 'Miniature Buddhas'. Their presence enriches many lives, and their teachings are followed by many who have chanced a meeting with a Hutley in their lifetime.
>>> Davo: "I was on struggle street at the gym today"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"

>>> Jim: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"

>>> The Hutley: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Fuck... that was an awesome call"
The Hutley: "are you cunts serious? Im a maniac... of course it was awesome"
Friends: remember call, and use it as much as possible
by omg i am wtf uber December 16, 2008
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