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Get the Little Guyana mug.Guyanna is such a beautiful girl who loves almost everything and everyone..someone people like her but she also has enemies but hey its part of life.She has friends she will stick up for and her friends would do the same back.And has the highest goals.She loves to laugh.She has no dancing skills but when it comes to making people laugh shes got a 100 out of 10 ability. She is super nice and friendly so never be nervous when approaching a Guyanna.but if you mess or hurt any of her friends you better be ready to feel her wrath. She gives awesome advice about everything you can ask but is most likely not the best with comebacks. She tries her best to keep everyone happy and can keep secretes under lock forever. She is trustworthy and kind and will never try to purposely hurt you. She is hyper and often called cute or adorable but has very. and she falls in love very easily. She is unique and loved by all. She has many opinions and is always thinking. She is a once in a lifetime girl who can never be replaced
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1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Guan dao mug.Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.
The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.
The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.
During the smartphone tea party era:
Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"
Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"
Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"
Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."
Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"
Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"
Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"
Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"
Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"
Siri: "I am Siri."
Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"
Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"
Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."
Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"
Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."
Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"
Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"
Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."
Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"
*Hawkward silence and background radio*
Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"
The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.
Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.
Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"
Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"
Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"
Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."
Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"
Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"
Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"
Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"
Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"
Siri: "I am Siri."
Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"
Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"
Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."
Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"
Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."
Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"
Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"
Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."
Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"
*Hawkward silence and background radio*
Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"
The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.
Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.
by LowKey May 6, 2014
Get the Guanche mug.(v.) a sexual act performed by a woman where the partner's face is covered with a cloth and the female squirts on the partner's covered face.
Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.
Origin: named after Guantanamo Bay, a detention camp that was run by the US military, known for it's acts of interrogation. Their methods were usually immoral and humiliating. The guantanamo (sex act) is meant to resemble the "waterboarding" interrogation process.
"Chad and I have been spicing it up in the bedroom. Last night, he let me guantanamo him! He LOVED it!"
by judyboome September 18, 2020
Get the guantanamo mug.An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s deranged and corrupt Governor due to his longstanding stint as an accomplished torturer once upon a time in the Cuban-American superprison.
Guantanamo Rick’s shenanigans with sending naive and unsuspecting immigrants into America’s big cities as a political stunt is spawned by the cruelty he practiced on a daily basis and he actually considers it a favor to them, in a weird way, because he is not sadistically torturing or killing them.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023
Get the Guantanamo Rick mug.The capital city of the Guangdong province in SouthEast China. It is a metropolis with more than 10 million population. It was built more than 2000 years before, while it is digging its 8th metro line as a modern city.
The local people there speak Cantonese, a dialect used also in Hong Kong and lots of Chinese outside of China, instead of the Mandarin used in most provinces of China.
It is also famous for its awesome food. People also critcize on their talent to cook everything, like a snake. Check it out before you order!
The local people there speak Cantonese, a dialect used also in Hong Kong and lots of Chinese outside of China, instead of the Mandarin used in most provinces of China.
It is also famous for its awesome food. People also critcize on their talent to cook everything, like a snake. Check it out before you order!
by suyb March 18, 2007
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