Greasing the bowl

The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to wet a dry bowl before spitting mud to help prevent poo streaks or chunky cling-ons.

Before we pinch a loaf we should be greasing the bowl.

by RicklessPI March 26, 2009

greasonably

A term which describes when you are doing "reasonably" well in the recruitment industry, because everyone in recruitment is greasy.

"Its a new account, and we are doing "greasonably" well. We just need another few placements in there!"

by Recruitment God October 5, 2006

greasing the peach

The female equivalent of a man
getting an erection.

I just saw this hot guy walk by and
I’m really greasing the peach!

by KK8Ball March 9, 2023

Reese's Greasies

Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.

I think Rick called into work today because he's got a bad case of the Reese's greasies.

by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010

Greasing

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”

“Look at alejandro he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 26, 2023