Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021

Grackle

Grackle: is an arrogant or obnoxious person that's arrogant and bullying & annoying

Don't grackle me

by Bravo326 May 1, 2021

grank

a person who identifies as a fan or "stan" of the multitalented artist and philosopher Maude Latour.

I'm such a grank, I streamed Block Your Number for 6 hours straight last night.

by granknationstatus December 21, 2020

Gnark

Surf talk for someone who is a complete and absolute nerd. Very old surf lingo for someone who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn gnark.

by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

grasky

1) an interfering mother, trying to guess the amount of alcohol her teenage daughter has consumed the previous night.

2)stringy part of a beef roast.

1) "MOTHER: What did you girls drink last night?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Black douglas
MOTHER: With coke?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: no..
MOTHER: STRAIGHT?!?!?!
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooooo. With coke (:
MOTHER: As if.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: You know, in a can.
MOTHER: Ohhh. How many.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Two.
MOTHER: EACH?!!?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooo. To share (:
MOTHER: Gosh, that's quite a lot of alcohol between you.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Shut up mum, you grasky little biatch."

(in fact, teenage daughter has single handedly consumed a bottle of black douglas, straight, along with numerous other alcoholic beverages)

2) "EWWWW, DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR GRASKY HANDS. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING ALL THOSE STRINGY BEEF ROASTS?!"

by ABHAN October 11, 2007

Gravkitty

The invisible force that prevents you from moving when there's a cat on you. This force, like normal gravity, increases exponentially with the cat's proximity to your center of mass. Measured in meowtric tons.

I should have gone to the store today, but I was pinned to the couch by gravkitty.

by Gebus1 January 20, 2009

grackler

Someone of such unspeakable hideousness that it cannot be otherwise described.

Did you see that girl going by? She was such a grackler I wanted to crap on her face to make her look more attractive

by Fireitup June 1, 2010