Gnark 

Surf talk for someone who is a complete and absolute nerd. Very old surf lingo for someone who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn gnark.

Gnark by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

Gnark 

A skateboarding company that started in Belfast, Maine. They make gnarly clothing such as hats, shirts, and sweatshirts. They look to progress skateboarding and move it in a positive direction. Check them out on their website, Instagram and Youtube.

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Nobodies
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Guy 1: Yo dude, did you see the new Gnark catalog? They have some sick sweatshirts!
Guy 2: Obviously bro! I got like three shirts! The ladies were climbing all over me!

Gnark by GetGnarly July 24, 2013

Gnark 

n. Slang

1. Surf slang for someone who is a complete and absolute ultra nerd.

2. One who constantly talks about being great at school.

That AG student is always talking about their grades, he is such a damn Gnark.

Gnark by Cadwomp September 15, 2009

gnark 

N. 1- A female of the homosexual orientation, especially one that distances herself from the mainstream social crowd.

N. 2- A social outcast, usually a female.

The girl that sat by herself at lunch and wore odd clothing was considered to be a "gnark."

gnark by Taylor24 December 29, 2006

Gnark

A figure of authority or police who follows the law/rules and is a snitch about it.

“That dude was such a gnark for kicking me out of that plaza for skateboarding”

Gnark by ElNikoQueTePico July 12, 2026

Japanese Gnar 

When something (most often Japanese Media) is so messed up and/or disturbing that you can say with confidence that "only a Japanese person could think of something that gnarly"

The Anime, School Days, (and especially its ending) is the epitome of Japanese Gnar.

Otaku 1: This anime is crazy! This chick had a miscarriage and went insane! She ate the dead fetus and merges conciousnesses with it and then she starts murdering a class full of elementary school students because she is jealous that other parents children actually survived! It's great! In the end an 8 year old kid cut open her stomach and removed the fetus, which then became a massive blob of evil that devoured the mother, and then corrupts the 8 year old kid, driving them insane.
Otaku 2: dude... that is some next level Japanese Gnar shit. You're making it sound like a masterpiece, it's just a bunch of sick perverted trash.

Japanese Gnar by Ravenous Rena November 19, 2017

gnared

1-to cut a piece off of something
2-to do something impressively, possibly much faster than something is usually done.

Damn i just shaved and i gnared off a piece of my chin.

Woah dude you gnared that piece of pizza hella fast.

gnared by cgp24 September 21, 2009