Goaling

To engage in a deviant sexual act with your family.

I heard Kevin was goaling with his sister last night.. Yeah dude, he's such a goaler.

by Confuction September 23, 2020

The Goal

The Goal is hockey legend and defenseman Bobby Orr's over time, Stanly Cup winning goal, on March 10, 1970. Through this game winning goal the Boston Bruins defeated the St.Louis Blues and won their first Stanly Cup in 29 years. This goal also produced, arguably, the most famous and recognizable sports image of all time. The picture features Bobby flying through the air (having been tripped as he scored the goal) in the 'superman' position, arms outstretched in celebration.

"Wow, that was a sweet goal."
Yeah, but nothing compares to "the goal"

by mcm5109 January 3, 2009

Goals

Bronwyn and Brendan.

“Wow that haircut is goals”
“Oh yeah it’s as perfect as Bronwyn and Brendan.”

by mackleroy1027 June 4, 2018

GOAL!

What you say in IRC when some jackass keeps giving a channel stupid updates on current events even though no one gives a shit, and if they did they'd be watching it themselves and not fucking talking about it in IRC. Also used at the end (or what you wish was the end) of an uninteresting monologue in any form.

Can be used like +1, win or \o/, but is kind of trite.
Can be used to interrupt someone else's active conversation that you care nothing about and have nothing of value to contribute.

00:12:29 <+user1> oh dudde
00:12:37 <+user1> i saw this vedio about biggest black holes
00:12:53 <+user1> says it's billion times more then solar mass
00:12:58 <+user1> eating up whole galazy
00:13:10 <+user1> and here we are living our life like nothing is happening
00:13:17 <+user12> GOAL!

17:00:49 < user1> I was riding a ripstick a few days ago, it caught a rock and I hit my head on the ground
17:01:06 < user1> had a huge bump, and pulled off some shredded scalp
17:01:10 < user1> now it's all scabby :)
17:01:45 < user3> niiiice
17:02:10 < user1> yeah, my boss said I can't ride it during work hours, it's a liability
17:02:16 < user1> and I agree
17:02:23 < user3> GOAL!

jill: ..and he was like this close to me
sally: omg, no way! what did you do then?
jill: well, just as he
me: GOAL!
me: sup ladies....getcha a drink?

by arthax0r June 20, 2010

Goals

The definition of goals is a noun so amazing that it becomes one of your goals ,, for instance ANGELIQUE and NOURADEAN are goals asf

Woohoo we r goals just like angelique and nouri

by Omfgyaayri September 8, 2016

goal

A state of the universe that has a non-zero desirability (in one's mind).

Billy set a goal; To get better at maths.

by Ofijo July 9, 2003

Goals

Goals is a short word for hot af, mostly for girls name stephania. Stephania's have brown hair/blonde and blue eyes/brown. If you ever meet a stephania your going to be blown away

Dang look at that girl she's goals she must be a stephania

by hnlxsheyyyy May 24, 2018