Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

by therev. July 25, 2009

Goal Mouth

Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.

“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”

by PicklingTheBeast July 10, 2010

goal getter

Someone who strives to achieve their ultimate goal regardless if the outcome is good or bad.

Nancy is a true goal getter. She will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

by Damask May 28, 2008

Goal-Lender

A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.

Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!

by Drayus December 22, 2010

Goal Pants

n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.

my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)

Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?

When she was three!

Now thats some goal pants!

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

goal curse

When you're playing soccer and the team opposing you scores a goal and then another goal is scored a minute afterwards, usually by that same team.

Friend: Crap, the score was just 0-1, now it's 0-2!

You: goal curse

by reffin94:) April 27, 2013

Goal Post

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.

Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"

by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011