Fartesticles

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.

Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

Fantistic

Basing things on a fantasy..

Fantistic... Believing in fantasy as real life experiences. Basing your beliefs on fanasty.

Thinking I can have the same life as Cinderella..
I'm not optimistic or realistic. I'm fantistic. Believing my life can be a fairy tale.

by Unicorn Skittles September 7, 2019

Footastic

Natural high felt when rockin’ out to the Foo Fighters, seeing them live, and, if you are lucky, getting to meet/pic with the band.

I can’t believe I watched the Foo Fighter show from the best seats in the house and got to hang with some of the band! It was an epically Footastic time!

by Jenny Cool September 27, 2023

testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

Forsticuous

When a situation is difficult and it feels like life is sticking a fork in your ass

Yo bruh, this test is mad forsticuous

by gooch26 June 27, 2016

Fortisip

The devils weight gain drink given to anorexics to make ‘em miserable. A vile, thick, sticky substance

I hate her! She’s such a fortisip !!

by AmericanUrban June 2, 2020

Fartstick

An expression of frustration.

Say if you inadvertently drop something, you exclaim: "Aw Fartsicks!" The implication being that a fartstick is something less than desireable.

by BobK May 10, 2008