Skip to main content

FLUMPER

When you put a fist in someone's ass and open your hand as wide as possible. This is also known as a "Staten Island tsunami"
I was fisting my girlfriends ass and decided to go for the flumper.
by TbagMartin March 23, 2010
mugGet the FLUMPER mug.

Flumped

The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.
'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'
by PG :) September 1, 2009
mugGet the Flumped mug.
Related Words
Flurpe Flurper flurped flurpee Flurpenderp flurp flurge flumper flumped flupe

Fluppet

A small furry creature, with floppy ears and a small nose. Very fluffy and moves much like a Jim Henson muppet would. The Fluppet is a soppy animal with no predators.
David Attenborough: "Here, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Fluptonia, we see a family of three Fluppets, snuggled together in their nest, waiting for warmer weather."
by RinseConcord August 27, 2011
mugGet the Fluppet mug.

La Flurke

The art of flicking a persons ear that has the rare skin disorder known as Ehlers Danlos, in a repeated fashion, while screaming "La Flurke!!!!!"
"My father would always La Flurke me when I was younger."

- Joe Zambetti (A real Ehlers Danlos victim)
by Stretchierer March 24, 2010
mugGet the La Flurke mug.

Flurge

An aging female you do not want to have sex with.
Hillary Clinton is a flurge with cankles
by syrynxx September 14, 2008
mugGet the Flurge mug.

flupejack

Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker
by marc March 4, 2005
mugGet the flupejack mug.

Flurker

Noun, A fake lurker, someone who comes into a Twitch channel with only the intention to watch the stream but ends up chatting with everyone.

Originally occurred in Gabriel & Dresden's stream where a user came in for the music but ended up chatting, he was called out as a fake lurker, a flurker, and Dave called him out and made the word famous. It has drifted to other rooms since.

Also, noun flurk - someone who is a fake lurker,
adj. flurking - the act of being a fake lurker, and
verb. flurked - having been a fake lurker.
@silent_bob is such a flurker, he always wants to listen to music while he works but he ends up talking to everyone.
by mildoc October 12, 2020
mugGet the Flurker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email