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flabberjack 

originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class
Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.

flabergast 

damn, fuck, darn, shit, crap, etc.
Flabergast! I got a 32 on the test! :(
flabergast by i dunno March 28, 2005

flabergaster 

the extra baggage under ones chin
My flabergaster is so huge i look like i have a turkey gobbler!
flabergaster by d-golf December 30, 2005

flabberjabber

A person who enjoys poking, (jabbing) fat people and watching the flab ripple around their finger.
oh don't trust him he's such a flabberjabber
flabberjabber by Holly Caroline September 7, 2013

flabberjacked 

confused and don'know what is going onin the world
i'm fucking flabberjacked

flabberjazzed 

adjective; the condition of unparalleled excitement, can be mixed with shock, outrage, horror, or anticipation.
"I was completely flabberjazzed when the saucy lady took off her shirt and ripped open her chest only to reveal an alien where her heart should have been."
flabberjazzed by Grizzeny November 22, 2006