Fartiac Arrest

A period of uncontrollable farting.

dude, I can't stop farting." "yeah, you must be going into Fartiac Arrest

by ROBB726 January 11, 2011

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

farticipant

some one who participates in a fart contest

dude, me and kev are having a fart contest. would you like to be a farticipant, too?

by cabajul January 16, 2011

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

Fartissimo

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.

The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!

by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011

Dangling Farticiple

The abrupt and awkward pause in conversation when one person realizes the other has silently farted.

So Stephen, as you know corporate has asked that we begin using cover sheets on our fax reports…so, uh…um….cover sheets on theeee uhhhhh….hmmmm...

Dude, did you fart?

Dammit....dangling farticiple.

by TacomaBeags May 4, 2011