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Ferti

Ferti is a definition of a guy who is somewhat of a wizard in the real world: his skills include releasing unbelievable amounts of words only to be followed by awkward silence in which the audience is not certain of what just happened.

The word Ferti can be used a slang for the philosophical paradigm of the tree in the forest and whether it makes a sound if no one's around to hear it.

Ferti is also a guy usually married to Vaya.
'That guy's such a Ferti, I think my ears are bleeding.'

'Would that Ferti talk as much if there was no one around to hear him?'
by afterglower December 6, 2011
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Rico Ferti

A mystical and wise commander from the universe of Time Soldiers.

One can invoke Rico Ferti when seeking to find his way in the race against time.
Rico Ferti: "Soldier aiming at your target, don't forget to shoot".

Time Soldier: "Roger that commander".
by 75TIMESOLDIER February 23, 2021
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The act of posting a picture of one's own feet on a popular social media site. People have been known to do this while on vacation.
I better post a feetie so all my friends can know how much of a good time I'm having without them.
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Feetie

a selfie of one's feet.
Feetie at the beach!
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B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.
After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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martial fartist

Someone who purposely uses their farts to annoy someone else.
JT likes to let his Don Fee build up lots of pressure, then he comes over to my cubicle and squeezes out his bean bomb real hard and fast, making a super loud & stinky fart. JT's a real martial fartist!
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Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley
Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
by Kensco7 November 6, 2018
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