fartquake

Seismic vibrations that can be triggered by a powerful fart. Most commonly felt through the floor or couch.

Lee set off a fartquake that nearly rattled my teeth out.

by skintlizerd October 17, 2008

Lord Farquaad

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad

YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!

by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

by nolandc August 13, 2019

Faruk

Someone who separates right from wrong.

they were about to fight when i faruked on them!!!! you know what i mean?

by frknasir January 13, 2015

farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

Farukh

A person who is very caring and respectful.....he/she is very attractive and sexy

One of the most kind soul

Farukh is a great person

by Bask69 August 1, 2018

farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006