Facebag

The service Facebag is largely comparable to other social networking sites. Facebag claims to be one of the biggest social networks in the Balkans, Africa, and Mongolia, with reportedly about ten million members as of April 2006, mostly in the German-speaking countries of Germany, Switzerland and Austria. Currently, Facebag survives entirely on donated funds and venture capitalists, such as Persian celebrity Reva Hooman Anousheh.

Facebag sections feature topics that are pertinent to gentlemen, and of course, ladies. The sections include:

* Fashion & Lifestyle

* Fine Living

* Cars

* Health & Sports

* Dating & Love

* Car Reviews

* Sexuality

* Women

* Men

* Power & Money

* Entertainment

* Gaming

* Ladies

* Amateur hypnotism

* Poker

* Joke of the Day

* Sexy Male Official of the Day

* Cool Site of the Day

* ??????

* Profit

Contrary to popular belief implemented through a plethora of overblown media hype, Facebag does not have a under-the-table deal with networks of sweater vest enthusiasts needing servers to share photographic content of their investments.

Facebag is currently down, but expecting redeployment in the future.

"Facebag is just awesome."

"Good girls don't say no .... to Facebag"

by marina69 May 29, 2009

Facelagging

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

facefaping

faping to facebook pictures

"dude did you see those new pool pics of madi"
"yeah i tottaly worth facefaping to"

by standert August 7, 2012

facecag

When a girl has a nice body but her face cags it

Robert: Melanie has a nice body.

Joshua: Yeah but have you seen her face? Total facecag.

by dilw nebur September 22, 2014

Facebag

Facebag is a free-access social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebag, Inc. Users are unable to join networks organized by city, workplace, school, and region to connect and interact with other people. People cannot add friends and send them messages, or update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves. The website's name refers to a well known phenomenon occurring when an internet server achieves totality in the event of a plethora of chavs uploading pictures of themselves, they bros, and they bitches, creating a toxic mess on the internets (citation needed). Due to the immense interest Facebag developed in the Web 2.0 community, a myriad of spin-off sites initialized including the well known social networking websites Facebook and Twitter.

Facebag has met with some controversy over the past few years. It has been blocked intermittently in several countries including Suriname and Estonia, although Estonia later unblocked Facebag in 2009.

The patent on Facebag's infamous "Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty" application is currently pending in Australia and New Zealand.

"I love Facebag, I love women, I love drinking, I love Facebag"

by Takalua69 June 2, 2009

fuck face fag

To be ugly, stupid and gay at the same time

Your a fuck face fag

by Big rod 91 October 5, 2016

Facefault

A version of faceplanting, this version being the act of going from standing upright to having one's face planted on or in asphault without any intervening movement or time. This usually happens in anime, particularly after someone does something incredibly naieve or stupid.

Jim: You just went to the third level of stupid.
Bob: There are levels of stupid?
Jim: Yes, you blew right past facepalm and headdesk and went straight to facefault.

by Alysidhe July 9, 2011