Hillarectile dysfunction

An inability to become aroused due to prolonged exposure to Hillary Clinton.

Joe was suffering so bad from Hillarectile dysfunction that even Viagra couldn't help.

by webster_c February 17, 2008

textual dysfunction

The inability to get a thumbs-up during textual intercourse

Murray has tried textagra for his textual dysfunction, to no avial.

Bill was devastated when all his textual advances were met with thumbs-down results.

by Morgan's Daughter April 21, 2008

Erectus Dysfuntionus

A Harry Potter spell that gives you erectile dysfunction

Jordan has been diagnosed with Erectus Dysfuntionus

by Lil_chikle November 21, 2018

Correctile Disfunction

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.

Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019

Resurrectile disfunction

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.

friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.

by Blifnab March 15, 2021

ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder

Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder (CDPD) is a non-hereditary, largely contagious, psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality. Those who suffer from this condition will go on to create tens, if not hundreds of accounts on social networking and video sharing websites such as facebook, myspace and youtube. They will then converse with themselves across their many accounts in a lame bid to create the impression that they are popular and sociable. Often they will use their various accounts to team up on other internet users who have shown themselves to be smarter than them, in a desperate bid to restore some pride. Currently there is no cure for this ever increasing psychopathic trend, but most sufferers give the game away within a week, such is their lack of concentration and intellect.

JohnnyBarretta: Hi mate, how are you??? :)

Toxic: Good mate, what about yourself?

Pakilover1988: Fuck you white piece of shit!!! :)

Toxic: I see you suffer from Cyber Dysfunctional Personality Disorder?

Note: The smilie and the excessive use of question and exclamation marks give it away.

by YTuser October 4, 2009