Dy5function 

A person who hates the French, specifically French Canadians (who doesn't?), and who jumped ship from PS3 to XBOX because of YouTube Money. He coined the phrase Striker Faggot after consecutively rage quitting to "Dead Silence" users with Strikers, after which he was trolled for days by none other than zomwtfbbqrofl.

Striker Faggot #1 goes to construction or Hardhat, proceeds to corner camp and one shot Dy5function using "Dead Silence"

Dy5function rage quits faster than you can say Type 95.

Dy5function by StrikerFaggotsAlliance April 10, 2012

Dy5function 

Insanely dirty call of duty player. Likes little kids in his van. Chips

"Best trickshot in call of duty?" "Dy5function"

Dy5function by BcCalculus April 10, 2012

Dysfunctional family size 

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

erectile dysfunction 

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

erectile dysfunction by FrenzyMedia September 20, 2016

a reptile dysfunction 

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020