doucheon

Someone who sucks at life.

Colby and Josh are major doucheons!

by AshleyAZ84 February 22, 2009

douchemongerer

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

Doucheteroid

Someone possessing such an unequivocal jerk-like nature, that they could only have come from outerspace.

The cast of the Jersey Shore hit Miami like a bombardment of doucheteroids.

by Gorgechild December 22, 2010

Doucherocketry

The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

by The Anarchist in the Library March 26, 2011

Doucheon

A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child

The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes

The Tough Guy of the group.

Brennan "Lemons" O'Malley

Check out the doucheon with the tilted Famous hat

by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009

Douchetender

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

DoucheMonger

One who mongers much douchery.

Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!

by shmelenix October 24, 2009