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Bourbons 

Large breasts
It’s fridayget your bourbons out”
Bourbons by Comply-or-die May 28, 2018
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bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers 

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

turd bourbon 

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.
We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.
turd bourbon by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

bourbon surfing 

Walking down Bourbon Street with the intentions of finding half drank alcoholic drinks and half smoked cigarettes.
Last night we went Bourbon surfing and got totally wasted.
bourbon surfing by grheaume June 17, 2012

bourbonator 

A person that loves to drink bourbon, and will talk shit at the drop of the hat when intoxicated. Whether its mixed with water, soda, or on the rocks this person will take it. They know that there is no better drunk quite like a bourbon drunk. A true Bourbonator has learned to appreciate the finer bourbons (Makers Mark, Bookers, Knob Creek, Blantons) and will not drink the shitty, cheap well bourbon at a bar.
That dude has been killing the bourbon all night long he's a fucking bourbonator....I wouldn't fuck with him.
bourbonator by Brandon J Harris November 6, 2006

bourbonate 

Man, I can't wait to bourbonate later!
bourbonate by kskenn April 20, 2011

Bourbon Juice 

The mixture of piss, horse shit, spilled beer and alcohol and what ever else hits Bourbon street. It forms a sludge that will ruin nice shoes. Bourbon Juice is only found in NOLA
I should have worn my old sneakers to Bourbon Street last night because I now have Bourbon Juice all over my new ones.
Bourbon Juice by Maverick Smooth August 17, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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