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bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers 

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

turd bourbon 

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.
We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.
turd bourbon by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

bourbon surfing 

Walking down Bourbon Street with the intentions of finding half drank alcoholic drinks and half smoked cigarettes.
Last night we went Bourbon surfing and got totally wasted.
bourbon surfing by grheaume June 17, 2012

bourbonator 

A person that loves to drink bourbon, and will talk shit at the drop of the hat when intoxicated. Whether its mixed with water, soda, or on the rocks this person will take it. They know that there is no better drunk quite like a bourbon drunk. A true Bourbonator has learned to appreciate the finer bourbons (Makers Mark, Bookers, Knob Creek, Blantons) and will not drink the shitty, cheap well bourbon at a bar.
That dude has been killing the bourbon all night long he's a fucking bourbonator....I wouldn't fuck with him.
bourbonator by Brandon J Harris November 6, 2006

bourbonate 

Man, I can't wait to bourbonate later!
bourbonate by kskenn April 20, 2011

Bourbon Juice 

The mixture of piss, horse shit, spilled beer and alcohol and what ever else hits Bourbon street. It forms a sludge that will ruin nice shoes. Bourbon Juice is only found in NOLA
I should have worn my old sneakers to Bourbon Street last night because I now have Bourbon Juice all over my new ones.
Bourbon Juice by Maverick Smooth August 17, 2011