dickmeister

The act of rubbing YOUR MALE genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.

Bob remembers that Steve made a joke about him the other day and sees Steve has a bottle of pop and Dickmeister's the pop (Steve takes a drink) (Bob laughs and yells out Dickmeister!)

by Brett Shaefer June 11, 2008

dickblister

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."

John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.

by gabe3 December 10, 2009

dickmitten

1)n. - the female vagina.

2)n. - dave misiazek.

Dave, you dickmitten.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Dickfisher

Female Version.
A girl who is on the prowl and looking for some action. Though she comes on strong, the night may or may not culminate in rowdy sex- depends on how much of a tease she is.

Also a verb expressing the actions of a Dickfisher.

noun.

Emily: After a few drinks Eliza turns into a straight up dickfisher.
Emma: I know! She is probably the horniest drunk I know.

Verb.
"Look at that girl rubbin' up on Jason. That is some prime dickfishin' if i've ever seen it."

by Ick-Tik December 29, 2009

dicksitter

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick

Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.

by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006

Dickmeister

A person regarded as skilled or prominent in slinging dong. Dickmeisters are known for getting their way into (and out of) any given situation by using their good looks and charm

“Didn’t Michael just get back from vacation this morning, how’s he out drinking right now?”
“You know him - always dickmeistering!”

by Jsmink May 23, 2022

Dickzaster

When you show up to a party and it's nothing but gay dudes.

Hey lets go to franks party. Nah I heard it's a dickzaster

by Mr.Scruff2341 October 19, 2011