dicksitter

someone or something that engages in the act of sitting on a dick

someone who engages in the act of sitting for a dick and or watching after a dick

Janie loves the cock. She is the biggest dicksitter in our junior high.

Penelope can you be my dicksitter for the night.

by Drew and Brock July 27, 2006

DickWitter

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.

This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.

by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickster

A hipster that is a douche bag or dick. Or in other words, every hipster.

That Starbucks was full of dicksters.

by BallHard. August 26, 2013

dicklister

some one with a big dick.

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.

by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

Dickbiter

One who bites Dicks.

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.

by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

Dickbritter

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

Dickwhittery

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020