durp

What dumb fake hipsters say when they say derp wrong.

Person 1: Hey there, durp.
Person 2: It's derp you fucking retard. You're doing it wrong.

by YouSpelledDerpWrongDumbass July 18, 2011

Durp

The word Durp comes from dip shit. Originally "Durp Shurt", it was quickly shortened to durp. Since that was more easier to say.

Ted: I hate peta!

Fred: Yeah! There a buncha durps!

or

Bob: Your a DURP!

Rob: WTF does that mean?

by WarrenOfDurp October 3, 2008

Durps

retards who think they can play sports

Man, look at those durps, thinking they can woop us.

by jon8908 June 16, 2011

durp

sudden ejaculation or owned by racial slander

that niggeer got durped on

by suk me off April 11, 2010

durp

To get drunk or high on drugs.

Bar Owner: Come on down to Joe's Tavern and get durped tonight. Three dollar high balls!
or...
Hungover guy: I was soooo durped last night.

by Caolan Garret September 15, 2013

Durp

Another name for marijuana.

Yo man!...got any durp?
DDDuuudddee you look hella durped!
JIM: "Man! I bored"
Friend: "Lets go smoke some Durp"
Both: YAAAA!!!!

by mark gio December 30, 2007

durp

another word for dumb ass

ryan, your such a durp.

by ryan November 26, 2003