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A penis that was been worked/handled too hard and is spewing blood from the tip.

Durp victim, "Man that girl last night practically ripped my dick off, I had the biggest durp"

Friend, "ROFL. Stop picking up $4 hookers then you damn fool!"

by OopiSnoopi July 04, 2010

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