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Dicknic

When you take a girl on a picnic with the intent of slinging the dick.
I took this girl on a picnic and all I packed was the "D". We had us a dicknic!
by iamcoppo November 9, 2014
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America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.
Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.
by Pav Lago March 22, 2017
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dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.
If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.
by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013
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Dickpunch

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.
I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.
by carolsarah December 18, 2011
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Dickmatic

Dickmatic is opposite of automatic.

When a man cant get laid and must manually simulate to stimulate his desire to bust a fucking nutella on or in anything their sexual imagination can concock. There is always an option of it being done like mammals, as they do on the Dickscovery Channel! it is considered Dickmatic.
The lonely man walks aimlessly long after last call looking for stragglers, in fear of the realization that he will have a dickmatic experience.

The dickmatic addict, was caught raw handed watching a midget fuckin a rabbit because its a habbit.

The dickmatic requirement is to have a set of extremities including a dick all sizes will dickmatic!! have fun dicking mattically
by The Septic Sinnerz September 6, 2013
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dickpicament

A sticky situation, a tough perdicament, caused by a dick pic.
They just broke after he was snapchatting his dick pics on snapchat, it was quite the the dickpicament
by Harrybingleberry February 16, 2015
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Dickhance

When you want to enhance something with dicks. Example: You are watching a movie/tv show but there are no dicks in it. You would want to "dickhance" that. Usually said over and over again out of frustration when movies/tv shows choose to show female anatomy over male anatomy.

See "enhance" used in Bladerunner for a better understanding.
dickhance..... DICKHANCE... DICKHANCE!!!!!! Why arn't there ever any dicks in movies or TV.. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!
by Sleepallday August 24, 2017
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