A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.
"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending
"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone
"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone
by JensenR September 2, 2013
"Hey guys, wanna go to tesco to get lunch?"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"
"Na I can't be fucked"
"Guess I gotta do a lone man mission"
by Weedwun January 24, 2012
by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020
Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes
by Terminal Privates December 19, 2018
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 6, 2022
Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
by Punky Jewster April 8, 2014