Cumbrella

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

by mecp007 September 21, 2014

Cumbrellas

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2021

Reverse Coachella

A sex move done by a male to increase efficiency when eating a girl out. Involves hoisting the girl on to your shoulders, then flipping her around into a position that places her box in front of your mouth.

“Yea me and brad went reverse Coachella last night! It felt great.

by whatdothitdoith November 1, 2019

Cumbrella

When a man stands up and shoots his load all over a chick's head and face. She stands under his cumbrella.

She is standing under his cumbrella ella ella ella ay ay ay ay a ay.

by DaddyAZ October 26, 2008

cumstellation

When a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).

I blew my load on Shanon's chest last night and it kinda resembled the cumstellation Cassiopeia!

by JDMGio January 6, 2011

Cumbrella

These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.

"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."

by Bryz April 29, 2008

Cumbrella

A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.

Amy: Do you have the protection?

Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.

by shaez September 19, 2014