cumstellation 

When a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).

I blew my load on Shanon's chest last night and it kinda resembled the cumstellation Cassiopeia!

cumstellation by JDMGio January 6, 2011

Echinoderm Constellation Theory 

This is the theory that the constellations when viewed all at once resemble the underside of a sea star, with major clusters of stars representing the mouth and the various stars extending form arms with small ossicles, spines, and tube feet.

That pot head is a huge supporter of the Echinoderm Constellation Theory.

Echinoderm Constellation Theory by JewlEN December 27, 2007

menstruation constellation 

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.

Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

menstruation constellation by caffinitive July 4, 2014

constellations 

Constellations are a imaginary pattern of Stars that are in the night sky created by many people. Constellations were known to be dated in Pre-History (which is also known as Before Christ, or BC) or in Greek Mythology. Known constellations are Pisces, Orion, Ursa Major/Minor, Aries, Virgo, Scorpius, Sagittarius, and a lot more, being about 88 constellations in the night sky. These constellations used to be a little bit unrecognizable in the years of 100,000-25,000 BC, and will become unrecognizable in the future approximately 65,000-125,000 years from now due to the movement of stars due to no gravity in space.

Wow! I didn't know there were constellations in the night sky!
It can also help me where stars are!

constellations by Matthew Paano Torres July 30, 2020

constellationist 

A person who studies constellations as a career. Also known as an Astronomer.

The constellationist studied the constellations in the star-lit sky.

constellationist by Darren Arimoto October 17, 2006

Constellation Discord Server 

the number one breeding ground for stupidity
i'm not even joking i'm on there lmfao

"Hey you want to join the constellation discord server"
"FUCK NAH MAN I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE AND BECOME STUPID HAVE YOU SEEN THE PEOPLE THERE"

Constellation Discord Server by rjgprjh4tkrjhpordj[ortj March 27, 2022

constellations 

Used to describe the circumstance of someone having a large quantity of pimples, particularly on their posterior.

Making a bad porno movie worse were the myriad constellations of zits upon the actor's asses.

constellations by Rod Brock July 26, 2006