Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.

My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!

by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013

Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)

by ep42 April 23, 2009

crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

by Mudd October 12, 2003

crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchie

A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.

He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!

by Mojon Cerote October 22, 2017

crotchital

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

by plasticfuck November 28, 2005

crotchi botchi

this is half the words to every rap song ever

lalalalala crotchi botchi

by ederpaka September 3, 2010