Confusialiby - Construsiasius

Confusialiby is a disability which involves certain brain functions to not work as well as missing 14th and 3rd chromosomes. It means they are confused about their existence and why they were perceived in this world. They get confused very easily about when they were born, their name and also they grow an obsession with one particular person. Usually names like Jordan and stuff like that.

Hey Jordan! It's me Jarod... Wait.. what year was I born? Hmphhh gotta bong? I'm a drug addicted I have confusialiby - Construsiasius

by Jarod Kasbowsbi March 3, 2021

conSKUsion

The confusion a grocery shopper experiences when confronted with a disordinate number of product variants (stock-keeping units).

When I hit the coffee aisle, I was paralyzed with conSKUsion. I abandoned trolley and went back home.

by mojo joe April 7, 2009

Consturbation

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011

constupidity

When someone is so full of stupidity that there is no hope of stupidity ever leaving them.

I'm tired of dealing with Dennis, he has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. His constupidity is bringing down our party.

by hsilived May 20, 2016

Constupidity

When someone is so full of stupid, that there is danger that they will suddenly blow stupid out at others.

I am so sick of Dennis, his constupidity is about to explode and kill our conversation.

by hsilived May 20, 2016

constummated

Refers to the first time that a newly-married couple partakes of a meal that requires the use of strong laxatives afterwards.

What with all the sugar and starch in most wedding-cakes and other junk-food goodies served on "the big day", the new bride and groom may become "constummated" within just a few hours of gluttonously stuffing their faces with said empty-calorie-laden "sinful delights", even before they have a chance to "consummate" their marriage.

by QuacksO July 20, 2019

Constuvant

Constuvant is an adjective, it's used when someone gives something to you, and you rejected the gift with an awkward face.

He is so constuvant, last time i gave him a strawberry milkshake, he rejects it awkward!

by DELAPANSATU December 13, 2019