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conflation of religion and politics

Something unnecessary that is done far too often by immature, unintelligent people who feel the need to put a label on everything and cannot accept that not everything fits into their cookie cutter images.

One example of such ridiculous is found in the top definition of the term "libtard" (wow, what an intellectual, mature argument against liberalism lol). According to this definition, the politically liberal are all bound to Hell, unless they agree 100% with every single thing that that the definer and his political party say.

It's so funny how they accuse atheists (and anybody who is religious and liberal, which for some reason is the same as being an atheist to these immature conflators) of not being patriotic, but then will go up to bash about how liberals and atheists are "ruining America" and will bitch and moan about America's current state... but when liberals say that America is great now and can get even better by learning a thing or two form other countries... then suddenly they're antiAmerican communists?
For examples of the immature conflation of religion and politics, just look at the vast majority of definitions on here :) Lol.

Due to the conflation of religion and politics, people honestly think that being a conservative Republican who votes for George Bush, John McCain, Mitt Romney, and Donald Trump will get them into Heaven.

No, "conservative" does not automatically mean "religious" which does not automatically mean "spiritual" which does not automatically mean "Christian" because:

1. There are multiple religions.
2. There are people of multiple political alignments in each religion.
3. Spirituality is often very different from straight up religion.
4. Politics are the most materialistic and manmade system, whereas spirituality/religion AT LEAST IN THEORY is supposed to be a search for the greater truth.
5. Jesus, who was all about letting people into his home, I really doubt would approve of profiling, bashing, and putting a border to stop Mexicans from coming into America.

But of course, neoconservatives will continue to assume that they are the only Christians and, according to them, atheists and liberal Christians and Jews are all one and the same, despite the fact that they have DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT VIEWS ON RELIGION AND SPIRITUALITY!

And this is why we can't have nice things *Sigh*
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when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
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Dave swore he was over his ex-girlfriend, but the words he kept putting on UD about her were contractions- he was projecting again.
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Morning Congestion

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.
This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.
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contrition

Grief of heart for sin.
His everpresent contrition formed his original opinion.
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freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.
teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!
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Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.
Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!
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