Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

Anonymous Tip

When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.

Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.

by Cazador301 July 23, 2016