prison comby

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.

{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.

by Telephony July 21, 2014

comcastic

Describes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive.

I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!

by carpainterly May 29, 2007

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

comcast

1) A company that stips you of your freedom then ass rapes you.
2) Makes you pay 85 bux a month to get the good channels.
3) A reason to go with TiVo, Direct TV, Sattelite or anything else that isn't comcast.
4) A company built on lies.
5) A company that has no customer services

1) Man I feel violated since I went with comcast
2) Comcast said it was my fault for everything that went wrong with the cable, even though they were the ones who set it up.
3) Comcast Internet is good but I would go with qwest DSL just so I can escape them.

by awex January 6, 2004

comcraptic

1. comcraptic


When your cable company screws up your service or sucks in general.

or

Something that sucks in general.

or

Any expensive service that is totally useless.

I just got my new Comcast cable service and already my cable modem doesn't work and I've got a fuzzy picture on my tv. The Service is Comcraptic !

or

I got a flat tire today, my spare was flat and it started raining. It was totally comcraptic.

by ubob November 6, 2007

comcastic

an adjective describing an experience with a cable provider that is so terrible, no other adjective will suffice.

The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic.

by lildebbie261 October 13, 2008

comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

by Charleez September 23, 2007