Definitions by awex

hellsing 

An anime that kix so much ass that your back hurts in the morninig. All you need to know is there is alot of Guns, Vampires, Blood, Swearing, and Dead People. SCARY! :O

Man that was one hellsing of a movie! Damn my ass hurts.

hellsing by awex January 6, 2004

oil 

Something we apparently don't have enough of so we must go to war!

By 2050 it will all be depleted. Or with George Bush it could be next year!

oil by awex January 6, 2004

dell 

1) Something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) A company as reliable as a retarded mailman.
3) A term for marijuana
4) A liar
5) Something that looks good but doesn't actually work
6) Makes Microsoft look smart

Dells don't work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. So go get an E-Machine or a Compaq!

1) Dude my computer turned into a dell last night when I left my weed on it for too long!
2) That company is so dell.
3) Lets go smoke some dell!
4) She got in trouble for delling.
5) Man it looked good but it's actualy shit! It must be dell!
6) Dude I'm so delled that Bill Gates is raping me and I don't care

dell by awex January 6, 2004

comcast 

1) A company that stips you of your freedom then ass rapes you.
2) Makes you pay 85 bux a month to get the good channels.
3) A reason to go with TiVo, Direct TV, Sattelite or anything else that isn't comcast.
4) A company built on lies.
5) A company that has no customer services

1) Man I feel violated since I went with comcast
2) Comcast said it was my fault for everything that went wrong with the cable, even though they were the ones who set it up.
3) Comcast Internet is good but I would go with qwest DSL just so I can escape them.

comcast by awex January 6, 2004

george bush 

1. A crazy corporate nazi bastard!
2. A person who doesn't believe in freedom
3. A man who probably thought that Kuwait was a type of fruit.

1. That Coke a Cola CEO is such a george bush.
2. Sometimes Adolf Hitler can seem like a george bush
3. That man is a fucking moron, I mean a georege bush.

george bush by awex January 5, 2004

adema 

A band that has great musical talent and is anything but a gay MTV metal band.

Buy their CD's. They are one of the few good new bands to come out.

adema by awex January 5, 2004

kazaa 

A saint for people who don't want to spend $20 on a cd that they will listen to only one time. Get Kazaa-Lite. Its alot better than regular Kazaa!

Man I wish I could listen to this one song. Maybe is should use kazaa to download it. I'll probably buy the Cd anyway. Oh shit it's the recording company at my front door.

kazaa by awex January 5, 2004