Cockwhistler

One (male or female, inexplicable species) which devours a penis (cock) in a seven dwarf's or gym teacher-esque type fashion, reminiscent to that of whistling or blowing a whistle.

Random Frat Brother #1
"Hey, Tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? I was so wasted from all that Bud Light, totally hardcore."

Random Frat Brother #2
"Sure was, Guy. You're such a cockwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized cock."

by Dr. Genious with an O August 25, 2008

Contheist

Someone who hates or is against God. (Not to be confused with 'Atheist' or 'Anti-theist' who does not believe in the existence of God.) On the contrary, a Contheist acknowledges or believes in the existence of God and believes that everything is created by him. However, due to his personal failure(s) or constant hardships in life, he develops a belief that it is God who has put him through such difficulties and he will not worship him anymore. In short, he revolts against God and becomes an anarchist towards religion. A Contheist is definitely someone who used to be a believer, but decided to turn against God due to his personal failures.

Mother: Son, it's prayer time.

Contheist: Mom, I am not praying from today. I find no use in it. God has done no good to me, and I don't think he will do any good ever.

by Aamir Airborne January 19, 2014

Cockistocracy

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy

In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.

by b.rizz December 13, 2016

Cockholster

A womens mouth.

Melissa has a nice Cockholster.

by Sharonn Peters June 13, 2004

cockfest

Can be used in many contexts, simply somewhere/a place with many males involved.

It was a cockfest in "club" last night, no pussy anywhere to be seen.

by stonesy September 26, 2007

cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.

You've got cockmoist on me again

by Blarney October 10, 2003

cockfeast

When a group of people come together to bite, tear, and feast on mutiple cock or penises in one sitting. However this may be impossible if the cocks are in fact black in which case one cock may be feasted upon and still considered a cock feast. I mean who can feast on two black cocks at once?

Did you hand out invitations for the cockfeast tonight at school today?
Karen had a cockfeast at my house last night with me and my buddies.
Where's the cockfeast going to take place tonight?

by Noah Johnson June 29, 2006