Contheist

Someone who hates or is against God. (Not to be confused with 'Atheist' or 'Anti-theist' who does not believe in the existence of God.) On the contrary, a Contheist acknowledges or believes in the existence of God and believes that everything is created by him. However, due to his personal failure(s) or constant hardships in life, he develops a belief that it is God who has put him through such difficulties and he will not worship him anymore. In short, he revolts against God and becomes an anarchist towards religion. A Contheist is definitely someone who used to be a believer, but decided to turn against God due to his personal failures.

Mother: Son, it's prayer time.

Contheist: Mom, I am not praying from today. I find no use in it. God has done no good to me, and I don't think he will do any good ever.

by Aamir Airborne January 19, 2014

Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

Contistraphic

Bad bitch energy or power.

We completed our essays with contistraphic excellence.

by Contistraphic May 18, 2021

Contestshipper

One who adores Contestshipping. One who loves the couple of May and Drew of Pokemon

"Hey are you a pokeshipper?" "Nah, i am a contestshipper all the way"

by cold-chan July 10, 2009

pissing contest

A pissing contest is any argument that just goes back and forth between two individuals but never gets resolved.

Joe: "I can piss farther than you can."
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "No you can't!"
Joe: "Yes I can!"
Bob: "Prove it!"
Joe: "OK, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
Bob: "No, you go first!"
Joe: "No, you go first!"
... and so on.

Pete: "Man! That's one helluva pissing contest you two guys are having."

by Old Polecat January 15, 2009

skid contest

The result of tailgating. The driver who is being tailgated slams his brakes, usually randomly, to spook the tailgater. They have a 'contest' to see who ends up skidding further.

Hmm, that guy is still riding up my tail. Whoa, is that a kid about to see jump onto the street? *slam* *screeeech*

by The Sub March 1, 2005

cartheist

A person who films in their car YouTube videos which espouse, defend, or attempt to justify religion. (Vertical video is optional, but frequent.)

"Oh, jeepers, not another cartheist! Why do you all film in your stupid car???"

by BionicDance June 8, 2019