Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...
by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011
Get the cleptopenia mug.Someone who enjoys the thrill of thievery. Can also be used as a verb in some instances to describe the act of stealing.
by Jimbobillybob January 4, 2008
Get the clepto mug.A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
by applesz. March 31, 2009
Get the Girfriend Cleptomaniac mug.The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"
Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"
random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"
John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"
random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"
John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
by They call me Captain Awesome January 9, 2009
Get the Cleptolicism mug.When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.
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