cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

clepto

Someone who enjoys the thrill of thievery. Can also be used as a verb in some instances to describe the act of stealing.

Marc asked amy to go to the store and clepto a new hard drive for him.

by Jimbobillybob January 4, 2008

Girfriend Cleptomaniac

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.

" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

by applesz. March 31, 2009

Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto

John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"

by They call me Captain Awesome January 9, 2009

"kung fu clepto"

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

by Stephanie Akerson May 9, 2006

clepting

The act of stealing shit.

I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.

by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

Cleptopencilia

The unconscious theft of Pencils.

when i walk into ikea i can't help robbing all the pencils 'Cleptopencilia'

by dodado May 28, 2011