Clepit
British insult used primarily as a replacement for idiot or mongoloid. The pinnacle of mediocre insults.
Clepit by magixbanana March 25, 2019
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Clepit
A derogatory term originating from Florida. Generally used by homosexual frat boys or bros in general that are insulting females because they dont like females. The definition varies from region to region but its agreed in all places that it means unappetizing vagina.
Clepit by masterofclepits May 3, 2009
Cleptocracy
A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.
Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!
dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!
dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!
Cleptocracy by dignusplz January 16, 2013
chepit
Similar to a cankle, it is an armpit that lacks definition. It has the appearance of running into the chest. There is no real break between the armpit and the chest. Normally, an oddly fat armpit.
Chepit = chest + armpit
Chepit = chest + armpit
chepit by ATLslimpits October 20, 2009
cleptomediac
Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.
Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
cleptomediac by jupiter909 October 20, 2011
cleptopenia
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
cleptopenia by barneschm March 27, 2009
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Cleptolicism
The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.
words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"
Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"
random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"
John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"
random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"
John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
Cleptolicism by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009
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