Clepit

British insult used primarily as a replacement for idiot or mongoloid. The pinnacle of mediocre insults.

“Stop being such a clepit”
“I just used my phone as a torch to find my phone, I’m such a clepit”

by magixbanana March 25, 2019

Clepit

A derogatory term originating from Florida. Generally used by homosexual frat boys or bros in general that are insulting females because they dont like females. The definition varies from region to region but its agreed in all places that it means unappetizing vagina.

homosexual frat boy: "Even if i liked girls I wouldnt get with you you clepit."

girl:"what?"

by masterofclepits May 3, 2009

Cleptocracy

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.

Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!

by dignusplz January 16, 2013

chepit

Similar to a cankle, it is an armpit that lacks definition. It has the appearance of running into the chest. There is no real break between the armpit and the chest. Normally, an oddly fat armpit.

Chepit = chest + armpit

Gosh, I would look so much better in this tube-top if I didn't have chepits!

by ATLslimpits October 20, 2009

cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

by barneschm March 27, 2009

Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto

John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"

by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009