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Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
by They call me Captain Awesome January 8, 2009
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Cleptolicism

The practice of stealing insignificant shit, such as lip balms, sunglasses, and small items.

once someone starts, it can be hard to stop.

words also used for this are Cleptomaniac, cleptolocize, or simply clepto
John: "Man, I think I'm gonna go clepto on this chap stick"

Jim: "yeah dude, cleptolicize that. I wouldn't pay $6 for that!"

random bystander: "oh, you guys practice cleptolicism too!"

John: "Yeah! its way cooler than Scientology!!!"
by They call me Captain Awesome January 9, 2009
mugGet the Cleptolicismmug.

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