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Churn the Cream

When a male continues to wank himself after ejaculating that the vim and vigor of his strokes churns up a frothy, creamy, phlegm like remnant of his nut juice.
Not only does Brian beat off several times a day, but he always keeps on tugging to Churn the Cream.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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chirengende

a large muscular man, generally of Zimbabwean origin. Talks in a funny accent and teaches children things. When people laugh at him he gets annoyed and shouts out, what are you laughing at. he not very observent because people can do things in front him and he will not notice.
That chirengende shouted at me when i laughed

i fucked my girlfriend in front of the chirengende and he diddnt evennotice

we can play the ouija board in front the chirengende because he wont notice
by the CHIRENGENDE August 17, 2017
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churned out

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.
Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
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churn rate

1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.

2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.

3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:

Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)

The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.

1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.

2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.

3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
by HMB February 10, 2004
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Butter churner

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.
by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021
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Green Bay Butter Churner

A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))
Anthony: I just gave my gal a Green Bay Butter Churner

Toast Eater: (Vomits in disgust)
by Dougggggles June 16, 2010
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Churning

Cumming in someone’s ass, usually another dude’s, pulling out, then other guys plug in and screw the cum recipient hard. This has the effect of churning the first load of cum into a frothy meringue and so it does on. The same way people used to churn to make butter in the old days. Churning the love butter in someone’s ass-churn.
Steve and the guys gave Dave a right churning last night. Looked like whipped cream leaking from his ass by the end.
by Muck Spreader March 16, 2021
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