Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

churchy

a kid is a "disappointment to his family name."

Angus is such a churchy, he stole is dads credit card for vBucks.

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

Churchy

Usually someone who grew up in the church, especially in the black community, in the way they talk, dance, sing, or mimic the church behaviors.

Him: “You can hear that gospel sound in her R&B tracks.”
Her: “Yeah, she churchy.”

by bichurchboi November 10, 2021

Churchy

An Anglophilic name is typically used for young men as a nickname. The name 'Churchy' gained popularity through its connection to world-famous remussy & use as a method of intimidation and fear in English prisons, Often resulting in mistreatment, harassment, and abuse of women.

ol' chap 1: ello' mate, how're ye goin'
churchy: not bad govna, feelin sum remussy rigt' bout' now
ol' chap 1: that'a the way ol' churchy

by brendan - remussy lover May 29, 2022